Ready To Fly (NOW IN SLIDECAST W/ MUSIC)

Slide 1: IT IS THE YEAR 2010 WHEN GASOLINE SOARED PAST $6 FINALLY, PER GALLON IN FAIRFIELD USA IN PEOPLE THE YEAR 2008, A DUDE GOT A STICKY WHITE INSPIRATION FROM ABOVE COMPLIMENTS OF A DIARRHEA SICK SEAGULL. SWEARING AND RUBBING IT OFF, HE CAN FLY PUT ON HIS THINKING CAP AND INVENTED THE FIRST SAFE, NO FUEL WAY TO FLY.

Slide 2: KEEP ON DREAMING. YOU’RE BACK TO THE PRESENT, THE TIME IS 06/25/08 21:35 THIS IS ALL ABOUT

Slide 3: WE REALIZE THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PARK BUT DID YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE ROOF?

Slide 4: NO DAMAGE ON THE REAR SO, YOU WERE NOT BACKING UP. WERE YOU FLYING FROM OUTSIDE?

Slide 5: IF PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW WITH YOUR BELOVED CLUNKER, PLACE IT ON A PEDESTAL AND GIVE IT AWAY WHERE BOTH SIDES OF TRAFFIC CAN SEE IT.

Slide 6: EVER THE DOMINANT ONE, YOU ALWAYS WANNA BE ON TOP.

Slide 7: WE SAW THE BUSHES TOO BUT COULDN’T YOU WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE OR TWO?

Slide 8: NOTHING TO HIT ON A NARROW STRIP? THINK AGAIN.

Slide 9: EVEL KNIEVEL PRACTICE RUN

Slide 10: NO WAY FOR PILOTS TO TREAT THEIR MAINTENANCE CREW

Slide 11: WE SWEAR THERE WAS A BRIDGE HERE. NOW, THERE’S ONE.

Slide 12: GREAT JOB FIXING THAT SAGGING FREEWAY OVERHANG

Slide 13: EXTREME ROAD RAGE OR IS IT MUTUAL COLOR ATTRACTION?

Slide 14: MALE DALMATIAN WAS DRIVING WHEN CUTE DALMATIAN WENT INSIDE STORE (TURNED OUT TO BE ANOTHER MALE)

Slide 15: JUST CHECKING IF IT WAS A FISH OR A BODY FLOATING BY

Slide 16: DON’T FALL FOR THIS. MALE MUGGER BEHIND CAR

Slide 17: WRONG SIZE THRASH BIN ORDERED

Slide 18: DON’T BELIEVE THOSE COMMERCIALS

Slide 19: I REPEAT…NEVER BELIEVE THOSE COMMERCIALS !

Slide 20: THIS IS 911 CALLING MY BACKUP…912???

Slide 21: AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN

Slide 22: TORN BETWEEN 2 LOVERS

Slide 23: PRO SKIER TESTING TIRE TRACTION ON VERY STEEP GRADE

Slide 24: TOO EXPENSIVE TO FIX CAR AIR CONDITIONER

Slide 25: HELLO. TRIPLE A EMERGENCY ROAD SERVICE. DO I HAVE FLOOD INSURANCE?

Slide 26: CAR WON’T START. ALL I NEEDED WAS A LITTLE PUSH

Slide 27: JUST BECAUSE YOUR CAR HAS A SPOILER, YOU GOT THE BALLS TO CLAIM YOU COULD FLY???

Slide 28: OMG, NOT IN PUBLIC…GET A ROOM !

Slide 29: TOO EARLY TO WATCH THE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE

Slide 30: ANY MORE ARGUMENTS THAT ELECTRIC BEATS FOSSIL FUEL ANYTIME? THAT’S WHAT WE’VE BEEN SAYING ALL THESE YEARS…

Slide 31: IF YOU HATE PAYING RIDICULOUS GAS PRICES, GO, FLY PPS PRESENTATION AND TEXT by The Don 062508 THANKS FOR WATCHING MABALOS