Agile culture & Mindsets

1. Agile Culture & Mindsets
@diego_pacheco
Software Architect | Agile Coach
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2. Sim, Eu trabalho com TI…
(Gosto de Dinossauros)
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@diego_pacheco
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3. Disclaimer – Heart Attack

4. Disclaimer – Shock Therapy...

5. Disclaimer – You will HATE me

6. You’re free to now.., leave...

12. Agile Culture & Mindsets

13. Our life is based on myths...

17. Software development is full of taboos

20. IF we don’t stop it...

22. Stress, Pain, fear and anger...

25. Japanese Culture...

26. Other culture...

27. It’s in your mind...

28. ...And about this MF...

29. Once in 5th grade...

30. In this Presentation (proof)...

31. Cultural Weight...

32. Cultural Threat...

33. When Something is hurt...

35. We need get rid of some stuff!

36. (NO Surprise) current FLOOD

37. Issues (Conflict) = SHEMALE

38. This is your “middle” approach

39. I’m not here to make threats!

40. (Why I’m...) By Definition...

41. We may need some recycle!

42. Empty your mind...

43. Back to the Myths...

44. What are these myths ?

45. Control...

46. The roots of control...

47. Estimation...

48. Estimation Test
You have 1 minute
What is the distance from earth
to the moon?
How much water exists in the ocean?
What is the temperature of the Sun?

49. Estimation Test
You have 1 minute
What is the distance from earth
to the moon? A. 384.404 km
How much water exists in the ocean?
A. 1 332 milhões de quilômetros cúbicos
What is the temperature of the Sun?
A. 6.000 C na fotosfera

50. Uncertain cone

51. Don’t think you’re not Infected!

53. 64% Rarely or never used

54. 75% Learning Practice Doing

55. You “stop” Change... (charge)

56. Keep People BUSY

57. We BUILD software

58. Software as “Bem Comum”

59. ...Bring us to actual Metaphor

61. Why ???

62. Scientific Answer

63. Root of all evil!

64. Oh NO waterfall, Again!

65. Boring...

66. Something different them...

67. Just one thing about waterfall...
MAGIC!

68. Analysis Paralysis

69. ...One thing lead to another...

70. Psychic Answer

71. Your customer is “Corno”

72. Your Board/Manager the PIMP

73. Developers are WOREs
I want get I want get
out of this out of this
life ! life !

74. Lets Change This...

77. Learning Effectively

78. 3 New Metaphors

79. Software as Music Studio

80. Software as Painting atelier

81. Software as Craft

82. Software never get “DONE”

83. Frequent value releases...

85. Small Teams are BETTER

86. inspect and adapt

87. We’re all Gardeners...

88. Just Let it go...

89. Stop Annoying people... Interruptions are EVIL!
When you finish
the story ?
Today?
Tomorrow?

93. http://agilemanifesto.org/

94. http://agilemanifesto.org/

95. “Culture eats strategy for breakfast”
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mb5ZrqL0NPA/TPVm1zyJnnI/AAAAAAAAC_E/nsdX-fm3hMA/s1600/peter-drucker.jpg

96. http://www.mindset.ws/images/misc_elements/iceberg-diagram.gif
http://blog.anascimento.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Scrum.jpg

97. @diego_pacheco
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/90960165/National-Geographic

98. Scrum Values
http://scrumcommunity.pbworks.com/f/1213032676/Scrum%20Values%20050907.JPG

99. The SHIT MUST HIT the fan
http://www.osarrafo.com.br/v1/wp-content/uploads/merda-no-ventilador.JPG

100. Retrospectives are Everything
http://www.flickr.com/photos/diego-pacheco/5001338053/sizes/l/in/set-72157624982592474/

101. This is not Kanban
http://justaddwater.dk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/burndown.png

102. One Piece Flow...

103. Stories

104. Stories NOT Epics

105. Stand Up Meeting
Boring could a smell...

106. Extreme Programming (XP)

108. XP is Planet Hemp of the CODE

109. Communication
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/103341370/Iconica

110. Courage
Simplicity
http://www.noktahhitam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/1-3.jpg

111. http://ptodecontato.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/feedback2.jpg

113. Courage
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/101929433/Digital-Vision

114. There is no Quality without CODE quality...

115. Your CODE is PURE SHIT!

116. Actually there are lots of shit!
Heavy SHIT...

117. Why the SHIT don’t go away ?

118. A TALE of 2 Kitchen

119. Technical
Debt
http://www.usfst.com/media/media-news/news-thumb/100517/debit_cards.jpg

120. http://thetarquin.com/Upload/porch.jpg

121. The developers FEAR change the CODE...

122. CODE is your best documentation
- Business Expert
- Expert Users

123. Testing matters

124. About Discipline...

125. It’s all about the Environment...

126. Promote the Culture...

127. Promote CODE, Practices and FUN...

128. Read Books...
Practices
everyday !!!
Learn whats
Is wrong!

129. CODE review & Design Sessions

130. Coding DOJO...

131. Pair Programming

134. Brain Sync

136. Wrapping up

138. Fishbowl Conversation

139. Agile Culture & Mindsets
Thank You | Obrigado !
@diego_pacheco
Software Architect | Agile Coach
about.me/diegopacheco