Dialogue about an american trying to lunch in Chili

1. In the Town “ Estas cosas pasan, no.”

2. In an old and forgotten town of the Maule, Chili, an American, who is there for business, does a stop to lunch in a small peasant restaurant.

3. Waiter, here please.

4. Sorry.

5. Doesn’t matter.

6. Do you are from the “extranjerou” ?

7. I’m from where?

8. Oh my God, you are a “gringou”

9. Excuse me.

10. Sorry, I am not good in English.

11. I can see it.

12. Don’t worry “amigou” , you “dice” to me what you want to eat and ready “no má” .

13. This of the language might be a problem.

14. No, no problem, me “anderstand” .

15. But I don’t

16. OK. We “Empecemos” again.

17. This is really confused.

18. OK, now… Welcome to my restaurant and to Chili.

19. Oh, Thank you.

20. You tell me what you “querer” .

21. Can you bring me the menu?

22. Oh, “se me había olvidado” . Here you are.

23. Thank.

24. Now, you “dice” me your order.

25. “ Pástel di Choco”

26. “ ¿Cómo dijóu?”

27. This.

28. Ah, a “Pastel de Choclo” , immediately “amigou” . “Algou” more?

29. Do you have Chilean wine?

30. Wine?

31. Ehm…“Vinou”

32. Yes, yes. In a moment I will be here with “todou”

33. Later ...